Why does Bruno Mars’s song Just The Way You Are always make me think he’s saying “…when she asks me do I like cocaine, I say” Come to find out its ” does she look okay, I say…
No, it’s not my pregnancy hormones. I legitimately think you’re a numskull
Why is it that when I’m playing Abacus on the iPad with my husband, I’m the one that comes up with all the dirty words?
Seriously Parker? and I’m having another one of you? I must be crazy.
Why is it that when I go out to lunch with people they ask me if I want the booth side with raised eyebrows like I may not fit?
I’m tired of calling you. Why don’t you pick up the phone and call me for once?
I can’t believe there are still POST THIS IF YOU REALLY LOVE JESUS status updates on Facebook. Do they really think that is necessary? I guess they do. *Hide*
…and why can’t I drink my worries away? Oh yeah, I’m pregnant. Dang it!
Do I really have to wait until the tooth brush does a double spin to stop brushing? This is boring.
Just because I’m in a grocery store and my boy flashes a smile, doesn’t give you free rein to touch him, Mr. Shelf Stocker.
I can’t wait to hold baby Mason in my arms
Toy kitchen sets aren’t girlie. Who said women are the only ones that are supposed to be in the kitchen? Sexist.
Wow, does the scale really say that? Maybe I should lay off the chocolate and add an extra gym day to the week before my baby reaches a 10 pounder.
Why is it that Parker is a cool calm kid at the dinner table at home, but out in public restaurants, acts a fool?
I wonder if I wear this to my high school reunion, it’ll clearly say “I’m pregnant, not just fat”.
Is the heart rate detector on this elliptical really accurate? Because if it is, I’m WAY over my limit.
What the heck is the difference between a Graco Quattro Tour Duo Stroller and a Graco Duo Stroller…besides $100.?
Will Parker’s cough ever go away? Ugh, poor kid!
I’m so thankful that I get to stay home with my little munchkin every day instead of going to a job that I dread.
Am I ever going to finish this nursery? Because every single weekend in December I have something going on. I need to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I’m not seeing it yet….and Christmas shopping? Where do I start?